In a sea of monotony, my colorful hair and inked skin has piqued your interest. Perhaps you too have artwork hiding under your work clothes, or the distant memories of grimy basement concerts buried under the drudgery of day to day life. Perhaps you have always been straight-laced and followed the rules – and now you’re ready to break them. Take hold of my hand and we can shirk all our expectations together in favor of pure bliss.

Whether you seek a thrilling adventure that sends your heart racing or a languid evening of relaxation, I am here to satisfy. My unique look flows seamlessly from wild passionate lover to eccentric well-rounded arm candy. I adore accompanying you as we sample fresh innovative tasting menus, hike through nature, explore new locales, and take care of each other and ourselves. I believe self care and growth to be of utmost importance and what better way to nurture your soul than with an encouraging loving doxy by your side.

Include this info in your first correspondence with me: Full name, age, occupation, desired time/day/length of appointment, and any references you have. DO NOT CALL ME.

Please be aware everyone has to pass a screening process before we can meet. I do not discriminate based on age, gender, race, body type, sexuality, or, ability.