Please PLEASE be thorough when you first contact me with an inquiry. Be yourself and maybe add something you saw on my website so I know you’re genuine and that you read my writing! I supremely dislike starting the conversation with vague messages like 'hey' or 'you free?'. I often ignore these types of questions because I find them too open ended and frankly, a bit rude. The goal should be to finalize a booking within about 5-6 text messages and avoid asking too many unnecessary or personal questions. I don't mind a little bit of light banter. It helps me feel more comfortable to see you (yes, we get nervous too!) But try to be respectful and stop beating around the bush!

I also ask not to spam me with calls or texts. If I haven’t responded, I am either asleep or busy and the more you harass me, the less I will want to see you, so it's really just hurting you in the end. If it’s that important to do it RIGHT NOW then by all means move onto someone else or go to a massage parlor that's open.