The Brunette Experience:

I tried to be the girl next door. I really did give it my best shot.

But unfortunately, I am long, sultry glares and private whispers in hotel bars. I am the red lipsticked bad influence challenging you out of your routine. I am the bookish girl in the movie who takes off her glasses and is suddenly hot. I am the femme fatale as well as the clever girl. I am much more Reddit than Instagram. I am dry humor with a perfect set of cherry nails. I am vivacious, charming, and bright.

I regret to inform you that I do not live next door.

I am everything 'Brunette'. And I couldn’t blend in if I wanted to!

*(I also happen to have an absolute Coke bottle body stacked on top of two impossibly long legs if that is of interest to you)

I have had zip codes in our nation’s capital, midtown Manhattan, as well as currently Chicago. And I’m just getting started. I am devoted to a life of art and design and practice balance in all ways. I love living in the big city, but the wilderness has my heart. Stargazing in national parks and hiking around the world are my passions and motivations for living. I love experiencing my body to its full extent in pilates, spin, and the occasional Barry’s Bootcamp if I’m feeling particularly nasty. I believe in stillness, beauty for the sake of beauty, pleasure for the sake of pleasure. I believe life is equally hilarious and precious. I believe in never settling.

I am partial to men who take a leadership role in their everyday, but who I alone can manage to make blush behind closed doors. I adore the shy, sensitive boys who I can playfully tease out of their hard-to-crack shells. It can be exhausting fighting your nature all day to maintain a powerful image. I want you to finally indulge in your desires and recharge with a woman with the cure to your daily decision fatigue.

I want you far from your comfort zone and to never look back. And maybe, for a boy like you, that requires a little bit of good old fashioned peer pressure or some intellectual cat-and-mouse…

I am open-hearted and skilled in the arena of lust. I am happy to take the lead if you fancy taking a dip in uncharted waters. We can be the creators of our deepest, most fervent desires weaving in our own unique dynamic.

I believe in transformation through lived experience and shared encounters. I reject complacency and self-sabotage in life and in love. I revel in the “what if's”. Together, we can unlock the places you’ve never allowed yourself to visit. Let’s shatter the limitations of your mind’s binary and make our own rules. Let's innovate classic romance for our modern desires.

Come on, baby. I dare you.