I’m a switch, a writer, and a filmmaker. I can make you laugh, make you think, and help you relax. Above all else, I’m a Suicide Girl MILF who’s looking to have fun. Won’t you join me?

I’m a little nerdy and a little dirty—I could talk about Venture Bros. all day. I’m a little curvy and a little toned—I love to work out, especially my kegel muscles. I can hold my own in a conversation and give you incredible head. If you need mommy to punish you, I’ll be there. If you want to spank the shit out of my fat ass or knock your hard cock against my tits, I’ll be there.

I want the freedom to make my own work, and not be trapped in an office every day. Think of every visit to me as your tax-free donation to the arts.

Also, please be okay with cats! I have two, and they are my life. (Or if you wanna get witchy with it, my familiars.)

Note: I screen all new friends. You must send a link to the ad of a provider you’ve worked with before. If you don’t have that, I’ll need a selfie with you holding up three fingers, a piece of ID, and a link to a social media profile. I like to play but safety is my primary concern.

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