Hello all, I'm the girl with the jaw that can go for an hour+ without getting tired! I will admit to having minor punctuality issues, but I usually manage to be ready on the same day as the appointment. And so for this reason I like to give a bit of practical advice; schedule with me for 30 min earlier than you actually want to meet, that way there's a much better chance of us meeting at your actual desired time. (But don't TELL me if you do, it defeats the purpose)

About me; I am a textbook Virgo, I'm obsessed with my dog to a degree that is definitely unhealthy for both of us (if you don't like dogs, I do not recommend scheduling with me because no I'm not going to put my dog in the bathroom. He weighs 9 lbs, he is not a threat I promise). I love The Office UK and I hate the American version of The Office and I would be hard pressed to find a more annoying tv character than Dwight, plus Steve Carell was much funnier on the Daily Show. And is it me or does Stephen Colbert kind of suck at playing himself? He was way funnier as as an out of touch, tone deaf conservative. He should go back to that, imo.

I'm also super obsessed with the Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds/Justin Baldoni drama (team Justin!). And their trial isn't until March 2026 so I can wait a year before I have to update my ad again.

Also you can't beat me at Scrabble. Although you are welcome to try.

Holla!

PS- I accept cash as well as Cash-app, PayPal, Bitcoin, and Venmo.

(415) 678-7140