Etiquette

As an upscale gentleman of class, I'm confident that you already conduct yourself with tact and decorum. These notes are just a gentle reminder, to ensure that our time together is nothing short of spectacular from beginning to end.

HYGIENE : I'm sure this goes without saying, but impeccable hygiene is of utmost importance to me. I will arrive to our engagement with fresh breath and squeaky clean from head to toe, and I greatly appreciate the same in return. Please do not arrive smelling of heavy cologne, smoke, alcohol, or any other unpleasant odors that would adversely affect our time together.

CANCELLATIONS : I understand that as a busy professional, your schedule can change unexpectedly. If you need to cancel or reschedule our date, please give me a shout.

COMMUNICATION : The use of any rude or sexually explicit language, either in correspondence or during our time together, unfortunately, will result in an abrupt end to our interaction. Remember to treat me like a lady at all times, and your graciousness will not go unnoticed