I'm as silly a goose, as odd a bird, as lone a wolf

.....And a damn one of a kind. Being a self-proclaimed "ODD BIRD" and embracing it with full force, love, and most importantly, CONFIDENCE, has always set me apart from other people.

I am the OG creator of the X-factor, as well as the epitome of the X-factor. What can I say, I was born fly.

ReanaLace, u like me or ya dont. As Franzese once said:

"You either like me or you don't. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kind of time to convince somebody else." annnnnd, STUN-GUNSTUNNED SLAM DUNK !! 💯🔥

I have a dream to REMAIN FOREVER REIGNING QUEEN OF THE CREEPY BITCHES CLUB. (So far, all elections won, all unopposed)

I love to party. When I have DMT flowing through my veins, I become a self-actualized version of myself.

Come see me for some company as well as party favors. Usually have quite a variety. And feel free to bring your own too! I do not discriminate when it comes to party favors. All kinds are respected, welcomed, and encouraged in my home and presence.

🥳💉💊🧊❄️🥣🍄 etc. Lol. What can I say, I guess I'm a bit of a garbage disposal in that regard. Hey now, no ones perfect. Or maybe that small detail is a little part of what makes me oh so perfect in my very own way. You decide. 

I can promise you, you have never met another soul like me. 

Come to me and you yourself can attach a positive or negative connotation to that very vague but so-subjectively-accurate-it-might-as-well-become-objective, statement. 

Additional photos of an explicit or non-explicit nature are sent at my discretion; with the only mandatory condition to be met for EXPLICIT photos being that an in-person appointment has been made, agreed upon, and confirmed with yours truly. Non explicit photos can be sent with or without a confirmed appointment 

Bite the bait. Have a taste. And then I’ll ask, "Am I made of all-american pretty girl pie?" You wanted me sweet, but instead you can call me savory. I dont want a little, I want it all. And Yes, I can take it all, or at least give it a full effort try.

What do I always say?

Stay faded.

What do I always say?

Dont think. Just Act.

What do I always say?

Drip Droppin' like a broken faucet.

What do I always say?

She ain't a creep nor a freak like me.

What do I always say?

What if today is the day you get hit by a bus...

you'll never have gotten to taste this and tell me if I'm made of allll-american-pretty-girl-pie….. or attach your negative or positive connotation to me being one of a kind right?

Boyyyyy, the way I moan, it’s like the prettiest symphony.

It’d be a shame to never get to hear such music to your ears 💋

xoxo, Reanna