Hello!

I’m Mia, a first-generation Colombian American from sunny Miami. I’m passionate about fitness and move my body four to five times a week with Barry’s Bootcamp, yoga, and Pilates. Let’s just say my body is fit yet thick in all the right places.

I’ve always had a love for vintage and antiques, which I turned into a thriving business. I own a vintage clothing shop and host a biweekly market that supports sustainable small businesses, fashion with a purpose.

Before that, I worked as a stylist and wardrobe coordinator for film and TV, but I left set life behind to chase my own creative freedom. Business is booming, though my sex life could use a little revival.

Fun fact, I once worked as an assistant to a very well known escort and the FOMO was real. Eventually, curiosity got the best of me and I decided to explore this world myself. Now I am my own version of a courtesan, confident, playful, and ready to purr.

I’m down to earth, witty, and genuine. I know I’m hot, but I stay humble because beauty means nothing without heart. Like Audrey Hepburn said, “The beauty of a woman is reflected in her soul.”

My heart is just as magnificent as my looks, and my ass is pretty ASStonishing too lol.

PS. None of this was written by ChatGPT. I like to keep it real, just like my body and my vibe <3

My stats are:

5'3

105 LB

32A-24-35

PS. None of this bio was written by chatGPT or an assistant lol. I like to keep it real and genuine just like my body and personality <3