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Oh look, you’ve finally stumbled upon my profile, what divine timing💋 I’m thrilled to have caught your interest amongst a sparkling sea of beauty- allow me to properly introduce myself, if you don’t yet know me; my name is Calypso, I’m a GFE provider, and if the stars align just right, I’m going to be your new favorite professional girlfriend. Open minded, real, funny, and thoughtful are all words I often hear others use to describe me, and while I do agree with them, I’d also add perverted, flexible, and assertive to that list. I love to shock and please, and I love taking charge, but if you think you’re capable of handling my wild side, I’d love to let you take the lead. I have a great preference for longer dates, and it’s reflected in my rates and packages- pleasure is addictive and an hour is rarely enough to fully savor it; I love not feeling rushed, the intoxication of letting sexual tension build and overflow….again and again and again.
I do not discriminate based on race, gender, age, size, disability, or lgbtq+ orientation, and I’m fully covid vaccinated and boosted. I also mask every time I leave my house, so my immunocompromised lovers can rest assured knowing their health is always in good hands with me. When we’re together, our time is all about you- your likes and dislikes, your hobbies and dreams, your kinks and deepest desires. I want to know what your lips taste like and what you think about when you look up at the night sky. I want to know your favorite song and if you have two left feet or if you’ll sweep me off mine. I want to know what you sound like when you laugh, when you moan, and when you say my name. I want to know you. In my presence, you’re free to relax and be yourself, judgement free. Leave your worries at the door- or bring them in and I’ll be your sympathetic ear- and build a genuine connection where you’re truly seen and appreciated, where the outside world matters not.
So, are you ready to dive in, both feet first? How exciting👀 if that’s the case, why not skip on ahead to my website and peruse my Etiquette and Rates pages before either shooting me an email or text, or filling out my booking form💌 and I’ll get back to you within the next 2-3 days! Or maybe you need a bit more enticing- a bit more of an introduction- before you start your adventure with me. You like to take things slow, to savor the moment and be one with the experience. You want to get to know me just as I get to know you. If that’s the case, I invite you to peruse my website at your leisure- it’s been mindfully and extensively crafted to provide the properly enticing introduction you desire and deserve.
Whether you’re seeking a quick tryst or a fun weekend away, our time together is always all about you. I hope I’ve piqued your curiosity enough to explore your desires with me- and if I haven’t, I hope you find what you’re looking for, wherever it may be! That being said, I look forward to hearing from you soon- if you’ve read this far, I have a great feeling you and I will click quite well.
Until we meet,
Calypso M.💋