Available until the 28th, then on hiatus until mid-June.

Book Your Secret Staycation

An afternoon lark? Date night? Pajama party?

Come for a snuggle in the privacy of my clean, smoke-free Capitol Hill apartment. Or, I can come to your hotel, vacation rental, or upscale residence.

A True Girlfriend Experience

Natural beauty — no filter needed. I bring everything to the table: good taste, good manners, an educated mind, and yes, amazing skills behind closed doors.

My heritage? An American jumble of European roots… but my eyes are 100% Irish. The genetic lottery awarded me ivory skin and an abundance of dark, glossy hair. My thighs are thick, my backside big and round. My entire figure is completely natural and free of tattoos. I wear very light makeup to enhance my features, not change them.

I am not a party girl. I drink on special occasions, like when you take me to dinner, and I never smoke.

A vanilla girlfriend experience is my specialty.

A bespoke spicier experience is available to compatible clients. It's not about the ship, it's about the captain.

Gentle screening required

Absolute discretion assured. My experience and maturity ensure a romantic and private getaway. I have met CEOs, foreign dignitaries, and gentlemen from all sorts of 3-letter and military agencies. I know my part in this play.

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