The Thinking Man's Strumpet
Snohomish County Summer Rates: 2 Hour GFE Outcall – $900 3 Hour GFE Outcall – $1000 Additional fee for incall Extra luxuries at discretion – see bio
Payment types accepted: Cash, Bitcoin
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Drive To You
You have upmarket tastes, and no time for Seattle. I offer you a personalized, multiple-hour experience to meet your high standards.
If you need me to host, I will do so at an upscale hotel… or at least the nicest one I can find in the area.
Snohomish County. Location: your choice.
Summer Rate:
2 Hour Outcall – $900
Incall – add hotel
Your Girlfriend Experience
Natural beauty, natural intelligence — nothing artificial here.
The look? An American jumble of European roots... but my eyes are 100% Irish. Enjoy this natural figure, free of tattoos. I wear light makeup to enhance my features, not change them.
Seeking True Gentlemen for Genuine Intimacy
You are choosy, just as I am. I honor your booking by holding myself to a high standard. I love ongoing, intimate connections with magnanimous benefactors.
Yes, I kiss.
Yes, I like oral without a condom.
A girlfriend experience is my typical session. Warm, friendly companionship is my baseline.
Compatible patrons, generous in spirit and substance, the strumpet is PrEPared, but picky. I entertain extra luxuries in person only.
Gentle Screening
Absolute discretion assured. My experience and maturity ensure a romantic and private getaway. I have met C-suite execs, foreign dignitaries, and gentlemen from all sorts of military and 3-letter agencies. I know my part in this play.
Your booking request will land in an encrypted account on a secure server, and you will receive an immediate reply with instructions.
I use both Proton and Signal — highly recommended for privacy and security.
No explicit or coded requests! If you write to me about intimate activities, I will block you.
This is an exclusive travel date.
I understand the cost of a date is one of many considerations, but if it is your primary consideration, we are not a good match. I do see gentlemen in my home city of Seattle for short dates, the rates for which are listed on my website.
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