Oh, Hello Curious Stranger!

Hopefully, your curiosity is piqued by the strange and wonderful creature that is me.  

I am a domestic and international woman of mystery.   Seattle is my home base - but I have left more than a handful of cashmere scarves and silk underwear in many cities- like San Francisco, New York, Portland, DC, London, Paris, Tokyo, and many more. 

I am east coast educated- I mention this not because it is a line of demarcation of myself with others but because I truly think it shaped parts of my personality like a skillful hand with butter sculptures.    

My time on the West Coast has chilled me out-, making me almost a caricature- as I adore avocado toast, taking tinctures for anxiety, wear flannel and thrift store fur and use the term “no worries” multiple times a day.

The core of East Coast remains- making me crave salmon and lox at 4 am (my kingdom for a bagel place in 500 miles of Seattle that isn’t terrible!) prizing direct communication, talking with bodega cats, and having obvious expectations of where to line up for the train. My sense of humor- quick and dry (much like your masturbation session to my photos!) is an East Coast hallmark.

I am on the shorter side- 5'1, naturally curly hair that I never straighten, glasses that I only take off for business time reasons, and a devious smirk that you will adore.  My body defines convention.   36I non-enhanced breasts, nipped waist, and a lower body built from decades of movement- most recently hiking in Norway and hot Yoga at my favorite studio gives me the dramatic curves made for wiggle dresses and corsets. 

Although most often I am found in A-Line Dresses, cute shoes with a giant bag containing my computer, 2 books, 5000 pens, and my trusty journal.