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WHERE AM I THIS WEEK?

find me in SW Portland in my cute private studio and also in Beaverton this week!!

SATURDAY 5/11: 8:30 PM - midnight

SUNDAY 5/12:  11:00 AM - 8:00 PM

(Beaverton) MONDAY 5/13:  11:00 AM - midnight



WHAT'S MY DEAL?

hi! I'm Stella, PDX's somewhat infamous pink-haired, huge-boobed goth sweetheart. since my pics speak for themselves, I'll keep this simple: I love making out, slow sensual buildups, eye contact, passion, teasing, putting my mouth to good use and letting you return the favor. think of me as your cool, excitable girlfriend who'll get freaky on the first date and then cuddle afterwards. that does mean you have to listen to me talk, so if you're a wham-bam kind of guy, I'm gonna annoy the heck out of you. be warned! :D

I play best with dudes who want an actual, genuine connection with another human being. getting to know you is half the fun - I'll remember what makes you tick and treat you like a human, too. life's too short to spend it with women who make you feel like a number, a wallet, a nuisance or a perv. let's get real!!

if you're wondering how my reviews can include both "meaningful human connection", "safe, comforting warmth" AND "c0ck-gobbling dirty slvt", I can assure you that all of these things are true. how does it make sense? I'm just an enigma, squeezed inside a 38N bra, wrapped in a dumpling...

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WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH ME?

this site is awesome because I'm allowed to tell you what I do best - my GFE is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. meet up with me and it's like we just stumbled through the door after a perfect date. all your jokes are landing, and she's giving you that Look...

as you can see, I've got pastel pink hair, thick thighs, utterly gigantic natural boobs (38N, as in No Freakin Way), and a grabbable, squeezable hentai MILF kinda hourglass shape. my eyes look great staring up at you. some people seem very fond of my big bubbly smile and my muscle tone - underneath these curves, I'm actually pretty built. get me excited and you might find yourself squeezed between my legs like a nutcracker..... 

kink-wise, I am a certified squirter, watersports freak, omo and panty lover! I'm also an experienced gentle femdom/mommydom. my approach is built on encouragement, praise, teasing and endurance. no humiliation or shaming here... just good boys being patient and listening to me while I run the show. (yes... there will be smotherings, queening and edging. can you be a good boy and hold out for me? 😘)

VIRGINS, REDDITORS, INCELS, SOCIALLY AWKWARD DUDES & NEUROSPICY MEN!

I am ESPECIALLY fond of you guys! if you feel like you're way behind your peers and all the Chads are laughing at you.... if the idea of being naked in front of a woman gives you a panic attack... if you've tried things IRL but they went wrong, or you were too scared to go further.... if you wonder what on earth a girl would ever see in you and have given up entirely..... if you're here browsing for escorts and cringing at yourself for even wanting company like this?

reach out!! you're not hopeless! I'd love to help you take that next step. my Virgin Special is designed to give you a safe, comfy and pressure-free experience that goes at YOUR pace. think of me as your super chill big tiddy guide to all things sexual. you will not be rejected, judged, laughed at or kicked out for being too ugly/awkward/weird/inexperienced/forever alone. helping you guys achieve confidence is the best part of my job!

VIBE CHECK AND INTRODUCTIONS

no deposits, references or FBI-level screening here. however, passing the vibe check is essential if you're serious about meeting up!

helpful tips for passing the vibe check:

*use complete sentences

*include your age and how often you meet people this way (it's okay if the answer is "never"!)

*if you're a virgin or interested in being dommed, please mention this

*tell me what in particular interested you about my ad  

*include the word SOUP so I know whether you paid attention lol

WOW! YOU ACTUALLY READ TO THE END!! you're awesome!

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