Perhaps you recognized my name and needed to know more about this cute Miyazaki fan? Or maybe you were drawn in by my green hair and hourglass shape?

Meet Calcifer Somerset, your soft queer companion. My life's ambition is simply being a stay at home cat dad. I love to wake up every morning to a home that fills me with joy and several fluffy creatures demanding cuddles; to crows cawing at my window for their breakfast peanuts, threatening to steal from my garden if I'm late

I'm nonbinary and have been on testosterone about two years. While I'm happy to have straight men as clients, please be aware that my body is a little bit different than a cis woman's. A certain bit of anatomy has grown a Lot, can see up close pics on my reddit

Please give me six hours or more notice, or face the "remove cat from lap" tax. Occasionally down to waive the short notice fee for local outcalls

I'm still taking COVID seriously, and doing everything I can to make sure our fun can be stress free. I'm still masking in all public spaces, and require my clients take a PCR quality COVID test before any unmasked plans. I'm currently offering masked and unmasked sessions. Only I'm wearing a mask for the masked sessions, altho you're welcome to also wear one if you want. Obviously given that certain activities won't be available, but I'm sure we'll still have a lot of fun

Offering masked outcalls to the Montavilla neighborhood, or anywhere a short trip Max trip away. Want to spend this summer going on lots of walks with fun pit stops

971-336-4634

calcifersomerset@pm.me

Text or email only, no phone calls