Hello there,

Perhaps you recognized my name and needed to know more about this cute Miyazaki fan? Or maybe you were drawn in by my green hair and hourglass shape? With tattoos that perfectly frame my curves, adorable butt dimples to admire, and impressive 42 inch hips, I'll be your answer to life, the universe, and everything

Meet Calcifer Somerset, your soft quirky companion. My life's ambition is simply being a stay at home cat dad. I love to wake up every morning to a home that fills me with joy and several fluffy creatures demanding cuddles; to crows cawing at my window for their breakfast peanuts, threatening to steal from my garden if I'm late

I cherish cozy days spent with the people I love, with a show on low in the background while we chat and work on crafts (Currently into embroidery, resisting urge to try bookbinding). While a homebody at heart, rare sightings may occur at queer art markets, kink nights, or at the park with my cat Raven. Or whenever my date decides to show me off

My favorite friends are those who respect my time and give me ample notice for prospective plans. Please give me eight hours or more notice, or face the "remove cat from lap" tax

I promise I'm still taking this pandemic seriously, and doing everything I can to make sure our fun can be stress free

Have two private incalls, can easily host no matter what side of town you prefer. Also happy to do outcalls to your hotel

971-336-4634

calcifersomerset@pm.me

Text or email only, no phone calls