I’m delighted to inform you that you’ve finally found what you’ve been looking for: your most perfect escape; both wonderfully sweet and deliciously sensual. The one who'll make your heart race, and leave you breathless in the best of ways. Allow me to introduce myself:

I’m Ria, your fun sized masseuse, smiley sweetheart, and the best decision you’re moments away from making.

Your getaway begins with the warmest of greetings when we first meet, and the sky is the limit from there. My bubbly demeanor and witty sense of humor will quickly put you at ease and make you feel like you’re getting reacquainted with an old (and very sexy) friend (with benefits!🤭).

You’ll find that I’m great company. I’m brimming with warm energy, a hint of mischief, and unwavering confidence in my belief that I’m the world’s funniest woman. No need to laugh at my jokes, I will definitely do it for you. When we’re together alone, I’ll give you many reasons to smile. Yes, my jokes will be one of them. The rest, you’ll have to see for yourself.

I can’t wait to meet you and show you exactly how any day can be made a little bit better by sprinkling some Ria on it!

If you would like to meet, please email me at riajordan@protonmail.com with your real phone number (no burners), and a picture of your license and a selfie holding it. Discretion is of utmost importance to me so to maintain your privacy, I will not contact your phone without your express permission.

Just as you need your privacy respected by me, my right to keep myself safe must be honored by you. Understand that I screen for my safety and no aspect of it is up for debate nor negotiation. Thank you in advance for respecting my safety protocols. You’re a true gentleman!

I hope we won’t be strangers for long! xo