My life as Riley began as my escape from the drudgery of corporate America. Too much fluorescence, too many pointless meetings, not enough sleep.

I was made for sunshine, thoughtful conversations, old school romance, and connections that begin before our clothes come off.

I have a master's degree in writing, which makes me an "effervescent" blonde, not just a bubbly one.

Before that, I was a complete failure of a Catholic schoolgirl.

Now, I'm the type of girl who reads Nabokov by the pool and naughty novels at the library.

I collect vintage champagne and maintain America's largest reserve of itty-bitty bikinis.

I’m terrible at golf but excellent at blackjack. I spend my free time inventing creative ways to lose at chess.

I’ve been to 32 countries, and counting. From summiting Mt. Fuji in Japan to wandering Sagrada Familia in Barcelona, adventure is my raison d'être.

My Bucket List: Antarctic cruise, scuba diving in the Maldives, and learning to fly a helicopter.

If I seem like your flavor of trouble, use my Booking Form on my website to ask me out on a date.