Not Your Every Day Girl, Not Your Run-o'-the-Mill Experience...

In a world where we are constantly inundated with fake news, fake products and fake personalities, I like being myself in every situation that I'm in. I want you to be comfortable to be yourself when with me. That's a beautiful connection that I enjoy exploring and nurturing with all of my new and returning lovers.

Will travel (within reason).

*Pro tip: Don't come across like an amatuer tool by asking for my rates or trying to negotiate. I intentionally list my donations so you don't have to ask- it's safer. Also, I'm not an item at the flea market, so please don't bother haggling. It's not an appealing look. 😉

Cash and venmo preferred, but crypto also accepted.

**Please have your donation ready when you see me.**

Please be a respectable human being and don't waste my time, I will show you the same respect. If you need to cancel, that's fine, just be considerate and let me know. Otherwise, I just think you pussed out.

***Please Text me! I WILL NOT ANSWER THE PHONE if I don't know who is calling!***

Looking forward to an exciting and meaningful connection with you.

😘 Hazel