You’re hopping around without a moment to spare — but I invite you to spare it, just this once. Just for me. Your life is a dizzying mix and intimacy has taken a backseat. You’re looking for a woman with a refined Jewish intellect, yet an easy manner. You like being challenged, but you want it to feel playful. You want to be able to tell your stories, yet do it while cozy in bed, wrapped in a plush robe and a room service tray by your side.

I am the bubbly coquette, the inquisitive intellect, the delightfully soft curves and forward-leaning dinner companion, drawing closer and closer to hear all the bits and pieces of your endless stories. I’m a researcher at heart, and my curiosity knows no bounds. And yet? The mind/body problem has plagued philosophers for centuries, and we are no exception to this conundrum.

Join me for an hour, an evening, or a weekend away — who knows what we’ll discover. Perhaps, if we’re lucky, we’ll finally solve the mind/body problem…