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The woman of your dreams. A woman who admires and respects you, who laughs with you until you’ve both got a bellyache, who locks eyes with you across a room and makes the world around us melt away, who hangs on to every word you say, who smells like lavender and smiles like starlight. A woman who looks even better in person than the pictures you’ve seen. A woman who can’t get enough of you. Don’t you deserve that?

If you’re looking for a genuine connection with a woman who really gets you, please allow me to capture your attention… I’ve never been one for fleeting, manufactured moments. I’d much rather we relish in something real. I’m simply enraptured by the thought of sharing hopes, dreams, and fantasies with one another, tantalized and tangled together in a place that’s just ours. You’ll feel bright, warm, peaceful, lucky. We’ll share joy, wonder, serendipity. I’ll greet you with a shy smile stretching across smooth, soft lips, and I suppose we’ll just have to take it from there.

Where are we when you dream of me? Have we just finished an evening at the symphony, and you’re watching me remove my heels and stockings once we’re alone together? Are you following close behind as I lead you on a trek to a waterfall? Am I coyly flirting across a table in a dimly lit bar, tracing my fingers along the back of your hand and looking at you with longing desire? Are we holding hands as we watch elevator doors close, stealing a kiss or two? Are we stepping, with bated breath, into a world of possibilities together that you’d only ever imagined?

Write me a love note; be mine for a precious little while. After all, life can be so frustrating and fast-paced. Shouldn’t you and I relax and enjoy our chance at bliss while we can?