Seattle-based, FMTY anywhere in the world with 48hr notice!

Enliven your most boring business meeting

Your next Zoom call will be much easier to sit through when you're thinking about the tiny spitfire waiting for you when you're finished. Eating breakfast in bed or on your arm at the symphony, you'll delight in my quick wit and easy charm. Come find happiness and a renewed zest for life with me. When your mind is in turmoil, I am smooth as satin, as calm as still water. When your body aches, I am fiery as a tiger, as lustful as a Maenad.  

My name is Phryne, pronounced fry-nee. The origin of the name is Greek, though my own heritage is primarily Italian and Swedish. I stand at a truly petite 4’ 8” with long dark brown hair that falls past my hips, and my striking green eyes are frequently alight with laughter.  

I spent most of my 20s in graduate school, working on various degrees and completing most. By my late 20s I was sure that a life in academia was not for me. Far more appealing is…this. Offering kindness and indulgence to those paramours who comport themselves exceptionally. Although I am no longer a student, I remain a scholar of people. I resonate with anticipation at each introduction, giddy to learn all that you care to reveal about yourself. 

Phryne in Numbers:

• Age: Early 30s
• Height: 4'8"
• 34a, dress 2-4
• Piercings: Ears, nipples
• Tattoos: One, small
• Grooming: I'm smooth and silky everywhere, apart from my soft, well-maintained bush.
• Sexuality: I am into all genders and enthusiastically available for duos, trios, and beyond!

Interests:

• Video games, especially co-op
• Board games
• Animals. Let's visit the aquarium in your city, or get tea at a cat cafe.
• Wine tasting (plus snacks)
• Herbal tea, no caffeine for me please.
• Baking. Fancy kitchen gadgets are the way to my heart.
• Eating. The Michelin menu you've been wanting to try, the hole-in-the-wall spot I haven't told anyone about.
• Fashion. Seattle might not care about being impeccably dressed but I still can!
• Traveling together. By train, plane, or Uber, I make the stress of travel melt away.

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