I have a grin all too devilish to forget, love. I’m decent-looking and oh-so-humble. A newly polished graduate who has practised the subtle art of the cheeky miniskirt tease. “Worldly,” as per some of my fonder Tinder compliments.

What lives have I lived? Let’s save that for proper introductions. For my long-time admirers, my answer may still rub you the right way…not counting thumbs, I think I have 8 lives left.

My time with you will be real. A memorable upscale treat, no less, and zest with mutual affection and respect. I know my way around a funny bone or two. I’m a pun-lovin’, long-limbed lynx with warm buns and delightful perks at surface level. Yourself?

xx, Léa

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Your introductory email may be sent to learosejoie@protonmail.ch, including your preferred dates with time(s), duration, and screening information to avoid unnecessary back-and-forth. 

I require your name, email address, phone number and either 1) Two recent, independent references from providers who I may directly contact, or 2) both your LinkedIn profile and a scanned, unaltered photo of your government- or work-issued ID.