UPDATE- please do not be afraid to text me multiple times, even in a short period!! You will not bother me, or annoy me, nor will i think you are a pest. If you want the best chance of me seeing your text, plz plz plz text me multiple times!! :-D

It's true, my jaw never tires, and if that wasn't awesome enough, my bj skills are simply the best in the bay area. I can easily go longer than an hour or two without getting tired (!) I'm also a former gymnast/ballet dancer with a convenient, downtown incall that does not require you to hand over your license at the front desk (because there is no front desk). Now, before you start thinking I must be perfect, I will admit to having occasional punctuality issues, so I always like to give this bit of practical advice to clients; schedule your appointment with me for 30 minutes before you actually want to meet. That way we'll actually end up meeting much closer to your real desired time.

About me; I enjoy sarcasm, I am a text-book Virgo not that I actually believe in any of that stuff, I am obsessed with my dog to a degree that is absolutely unhealthy don't say i didn't warn you, in fact if you don't like dogs then the last thing you should do is schedule an appointment with me, you will be miserable and I will be compelled to be mean to you and I will wonder what is wrong with you. (My dog weighs 9 lbs btw, although he seems to think he is much much bigger.) In addition I'm also obsessed with Judge Judy as she is my role model although we have vastly different hair goals. I am intensely bothered by misuse of the term 'literally' as well as misplaced quotations. It literally drives me up the "wall". And if talking about Judge Judy and English grammar hasn't already gotten you hot, then wait til you hear that I have no prison record, not a single baby daddy, and I'm somewhat literate. Holla!

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**IMPORTANT** I do not provide full service for appointments that are under an hour. This does NOT mean that if you want fs, you are obligated to stay for an hour. It merely means that you have to pay me for at least an hour. :-D

**ALSO IMPORTANT** I am terrible about checking my email! If possible, please text me, that is absolutely my preferred method of communication, not talking on the phone. My sincere apologies to those of you with a mind to try to trick me into having phone sex.